The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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