yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he puts the penis in happiness.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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