Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
