Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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