fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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