He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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