This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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