singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
