His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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