Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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