hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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