i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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