life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize