That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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