im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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