I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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