I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We left the knife in your bed.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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