Just cropdusted the office
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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