SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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