i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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