please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its about making memories worth repressing
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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