He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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