I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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