Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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