Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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