let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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