mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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