You really coming over, don't trick.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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