I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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