i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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