just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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