Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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