JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
