My brain says no but my pants say off.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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