What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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