Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
