miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize