But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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