Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
