Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Your dad touched me again.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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