do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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