Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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