4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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