I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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