90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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