I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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