girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
