I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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