He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he thought i was a dude.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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