oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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