Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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