You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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