Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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