Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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