garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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