Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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